You live quietly, mind your own business, and then—one fine day—a confident handsome guy barges into your life, sure that if he wants it, you’ll spread out like a puddle at his feet.
Only he doesn’t understand one thing: I’m absolutely not interested in his important personhood.
Do you think he’ll give up? Not at all!
And you won’t escape—he’s locked you down on all fronts!..
Maybe you should try…?