She: I was engaged to the heir of the Demon Lord since birth, and I didn’t want a better fate—but he left me on our first wedding night and went looking for adventures! But I won’t just accept it. I’ll find him and make him fall in love with me.
He: The fact of a dynastic marriage didn’t make me sad until I ended up at the altar and realized I was too young to settle down. Why do I need a little-known elven princess if there are plenty of hot girls in the universe who are ready to do anything—and I haven’t even been with anyone yet? I demand a divorce!
Contains profanity.