Dead Man's Cruise

Got it! Vacation! First one in my life! Goodbye, business suit! Adios to meetings with all kinds of jerks! Don’t call me, special agents! Drop it, corporations! To hell with all your patents and technologies! It’s palms, swim trunks, and cocktails in style! Hail to a cruise on the best and most elite liner in the world! Hail to hot beauties in bikinis! Real rest is only just beginning!

And nothing will stop him!

— Look! That’s how he got drunk. He looks like a zombie! — two guys laughed cheerfully on the deck.

— Grrr… — the man behind the bar answered them, sinking his teeth into the hand of the girl who was talking nonstop.

Well, damn… I’ll go find a fire axe… There are just too many crazies on this deck…