Love with a Poisonous Filling

A month until New Year! It’s the most magical and romantic time for everyone! But not for me… I got fired from my latest job because my curious nose poked into the wrong place. The fiancé ran off to a skinny she-devil, leaving me with a company of cakes and buns. What’s left for me? Drown in despair and gain a little weight for hibernation. No way! It’s time to radically change my life. And here are my plans:
1. Find a job and not lose it because of my own stupidity! (More precisely, if someone suddenly gets poisoned, I won’t pretend I’m a detective and I won’t go poking into it.)
2. Don’t get involved in awkward situations! (Those I inevitably end up in when this unbearable boor is around.)
3. Lose weight, lose weight, and lose weight again! (No comment.)
4. Find a boyfriend to celebrate New Year’s with, fall in love with him, and drown in a sea of passion and romance. (Vital point!)
P.S. But first I need to put aside the chocolate bar and get my butt off the couch!