Instructions: «How to tame a true male».
First: noticing that a suspicious but attractive type has set his sights on you—run right away (not too fast).
Second: let yourself be caught.
Third: resist his inhuman charm, rebel, and drive the man out of his mind.
Careful! The man may grow hairy ears, clawed paws, and a big hard… tail.
Fourth: cause trouble so the male will save you and feel like a hero.
Fifth: pretend to obey him. Make sure he feels he has power over you and that you let him show his authority.
Sixth: congratulations, it’s done! The male is in love. Now you can be yourself (and him) for the rest of your life.
Careful! Jokes with such characters end badly.
1. You’ll feel adrenaline from the chase and the goosebumps when you’re eventually caught.
2. You’ll live an explosive road adventure, escaping from evil werewolves.
3. You’ll wholeheartedly love two oversized teenagers who will become like brothers to you.
4. You’ll feel like that very true couple of werewolves.
5. You’ll taste the sweet flavor of freedom in the best traditions of a romantic-adventure novel!