What do you do if bad luck follows you everywhere? What if your career didn’t work out and your personal life didn’t go the way you wanted? Of course, you go to a magical academy. Put things in order there, rein in the nuisance, befriend a lich, try not to fall in love with your boss—and, most importantly, don’t get expelled from work… After all, Mom is ironing the wedding dress already, and Dad is taking away suitors— and that’s scarier than a tyrant rector!