If you feel that somewhere on the other side of the screen, the monitor, or the mirror, someone is watching you—if you feel that someone on that side wants to tear your head off—call us, or better yet come in person to the eighth police precinct, by the dump at the edge of the city.
Find the office of the department for “Suspicious Information” and knock on the door without fear.
We’ll give you a thick brush and a jar of the very best Yaroslavl paint.
And we hope you’ll figure out for yourselves what you need to do with your monitor…