When you wake up hungover in an apartment of some handsome guy, the first thing you want is to die. Second—so he doesn’t touch you and doesn’t call a taxi. Sweetie, I’m not asking for anything, just give me some water and let me sleep! No? Well then—blame yourself, because you never know whose bed the next morning will find you in! And this tasty little muffin? I’ll take it with me. As revenge…