If someone is digging your grave, don’t stop them—you’ll end up with a pool. That’s what an ancient wisdom says. That’s how it was for me too: the god of isekai, furious, threw me into the body of a perfectly ordinary mage on Earth. But I managed to enjoy it and set up a great vacation from the worries of Olympus. Only someone didn’t like that very much and decided to act radically. But I won’t let anyone ruin my vacation. I’m the god Random—and these are my holidays!