Intimacy Not Offered
5 hrs. 20 min.
"Biting macho. No intimacy" is a novel, the second book in the “Biting macho” cycle; genre: humorous fantasy, urban fantasy.
“A born artist is always a subtle nature,” my grandpa-professor used to tell me. And I’m looking for a husband to match. Who did you send me? A werewolf? Pff—bah, and once again bah! I don’t accept fur in the apartment! Don’t scratch furniture with claws! Vaccinations, passport, deworming, and a bow on the neck! Then maybe I’ll think about it. What do you mean—supreme alpha and Lord of the Limit? I’ve never heard of that! Provide me a certificate from a veterinarian!”
Attention! Contains scenes of drinking alcoholic beverages. Excessive alcohol consumption harms your health.
“A born artist is always a subtle nature,” my grandpa-professor used to tell me. And I’m looking for a husband to match. Who did you send me? A werewolf? Pff—bah, and once again bah! I don’t accept fur in the apartment! Don’t scratch furniture with claws! Vaccinations, passport, deworming, and a bow on the neck! Then maybe I’ll think about it. What do you mean—supreme alpha and Lord of the Limit? I’ve never heard of that! Provide me a certificate from a veterinarian!”
Attention! Contains scenes of drinking alcoholic beverages. Excessive alcohol consumption harms your health.
