Insomnia 2

16+ Well, it’s kinda a continuation of the first part. The MC is like “I’ll punish everyone, because I’ve got a rusty crowbar,” and everyone around him is like “idiot, this is volume two, the opponents are stronger here—level up, come on.” And he replies “I’m a Marty Sue, I don’t care at all, boom-boom, maza-f*cks.” And they’re all like in a group: “He’s probably some kind of drug addict—call the rusty Soviet! ” And readers are like: “What does the Soviet have to do with anything?” And the author answers: “Yeah, I’m totally f*cked too, I don’t understand anything, I was just sick, and the voices in my head say we need the Soviet, since there’s a crowbar.”

Oh, and you also need to write the blurb. As if the blurb on volume two is needed by anyone at all. Like, I won’t read the second book if the blurb is garbage. As if you didn’t understand from the first volume what’s going on here? This blurb actually describes the whole book best, and I honestly don’t know what else to add here? Join the Cult. (Cult with a capital letter).

Author’s notes: I have absolutely no idea what Cult this is.