Hey, hairless monkey! Didn’t expect to see an alien, huh? Ha! Be glad it’s me standing here in front of you, not a Hive of creatures that devour entire worlds. By the way, it’ll be here in about ten years—and then you’ll all be done for.
What? Planning to survive? Then sign up for the Legion!
The Legion is your chance to make some money! And money is your only ticket to salvation. And yes… Don’t tell anyone about the Legion. Nobody will believe you anyway.