Help! Someone help! I’m being raped! Wait… I’ve got a stick of sausage in my bag and a liter of milk, too. I can handle it myself! Hit the rapist? Kill the monster? Go on and sing!
Oh, what are you muttering there? You mixed me up with a girl of easy virtue? Too late to drink “Borjomi,” honey, when your liver already failed. Hasn’t it failed yet? Then come here—I’ll hit you with my bag again!