War is war, but the wedding is on schedule! Step aside, you filthy evil spirits, when Ilya Ilovaisky is going to get married! Only we have to manage to find the missing courier with the royal order. Save the entire regiment from turning into cholera sufferers. Blow up the village toilet. Marry off the bloodsucker old woman Frosya to three grooms at once. Tear the younger daughter of the governor out of the grasp of the vampires. Knock out the teeth of Drakulary’s heir afterward. Get a job in the bright future. Send them away with this job. Defeat them all! Listen to the outcry of Uncle-General: ‘Ilovaisky, your mother—-!’ And, on top of that, reveal the secret of the Mistress of the Turncoat City…