Hot December

“A good hookup strengthens a marriage!” the husband declares as he pulls on his underwear. “You… You’re cheating on me?! I see one of my girlfriends slipping into our bedroom sideways, hiding her gaze, holding clothes in her hands.”
“—And what did you think, Manya? You’re the one to blame!” the beloved continues. “Work—home—paper—sleep. You’ve become boring, bland… And I’m a hot guy and I want variety. Take this lesson as punishment and improve, or else there will be a divorce and your maiden name.”
“Boring? Not enough hot for him?!” she thinks. “Leave right now, wiping snot on my fist, or… get revenge? No! I’d rather fall in love with him all over again! Fall in love to the point of losing my senses, and then… I’ll leave. Let him run after me himself.”