Who wouldn’t want to become a god? Divinity brings many pleasant advantages—but only until you hit your head first into the harsh reality of being. I did. In some ways, the world of gods is very much like the world of people. And in some ways, it’s different—significantly different. For example: gods are immortal. That’s great, right? But, as they say, there’s a catch. A personal dragon is cool—but there’s a catch. Beautiful goddesses everywhere—delightful, but… well, you get it.