General Kalugin's Headache, or the Goose and Lyalya

Valeria, if she ever imagined a man by her side, it was only someone with a civilian profession and—without fail—high moral principles. Even in a nightmare, she couldn’t picture a handsome, impudent womanizer like Captain Bисаров. But… whatever happens in this life—especially when you agree to a “completely safe” adventure offered by your sister.