Harry and His Harem

He’s not your Potter. And not exactly your Harry, either. It’s him who hit the truck—not the truck that hit him. And even staying alive still didn’t help. Flippant and rather headwinded, Harry didn’t want to change even in the afterlife. He didn’t care about either the gods or their advice. Harry demanded from the Supreme God a harem and a throne in his new life. But for his insolence and indifferent attitude, the gods punished Harry—kicking him “out the back end” into a random world. Now Harry has a goal: no matter what, to reach unprecedented heights in the new world and become the owner of the biggest harem of all! And the gods… let them go with their offers! If not for one small curse that can give any normal man a complex…
Author’s note: absolutely forbidden to read with a straight face! Absurdity, comedy of errors, and mockery—everything is possible here!