A deserted estate instead of a normal house? Yes.
Terrible secrets? Not really what I needed—but we have that too.
And why did I get so lucky—to end up, not just somewhere, but in a God-forsaken settlement at the edge of another world!
What about balls, princes, love at first sight? No—there’s a whole pile of problems instead, and a strange, unsociable neighbor! So what am I supposed to do with all this?