If I Were a Vampire

How many coincidences can life throw at us? Plenty! But what are the odds that a thought slipping somewhere in the corners of your mind could connect two beings with an invisible thread: a vampire and a human—so alike in appearance and so different inside? What happens if they swap places? But you guessed wrong. For instance, the vampire will go to the library or watch TV from morning till night and learn “to talk in slang.” And what will happen to the human who finds herself in the vampire’s hated body in a completely unfamiliar world…? Though how should I know? …Here’s the thing…