Elvish for Professionals

Worse than an elf can only be… lots of elves!

And where are there most of them? In the places my foot wouldn’t go if not for practice. I couldn’t hide away: by personal request of the monarchs, they sent me to the capital. And right under the wing of the most terrifying of the lords—so it would be certain he wouldn’t endanger the country’s security. He’ll watch over things and guide me in the right direction. And he’ll lend me books, too. Yes, about how an elven family is arranged.

And how should a true dwarf amuse herself in practice? Of course—start by saving everyone! The head of the secret office—from boredom, an orc—from a terrible fate, a magister—from the relocation of the soul, and an elven necromancer’s ghost—from everyone who reaches out greedy hands for him. And let them only try to stop me!