Who doesn’t know the splendid guy named Joe! He’s just a modest wizard from the tower, living on the Coast of the Lazy Barons—very kind and attentive. True, once there were rumors that he wasn’t as simple as he might seem, but honestly, those are just the jealous ones spreading them! For an entire year now, this fellow has been living his quiet, peaceful life, never bothering anyone. No shocks, just a smooth, lazy existence—and little everyday joys.
What—what? Enemies? No way! How could a wizard like this have enemies? No, you must have imagined it. Dreamed it up. Probably it was wishful thinking. Maybe the absinthe turned out to be bad?
...or maybe not?
Still, it’s better to check. Who knows what could be going on. Joe, of course, isn’t a slouch—he really wants peace and love, which means he’s ready for war like no one else, but… which direction should he fight from?
The enemy is unknown, Joe. You’ll have to try hard.