A standoff between neighbors is nothing unusual. But when your neighbor is your ex, and the territory is a shared apartment given on an anniversary of once-amazing relations—things are completely different! War here is inevitable!
Especially if he deliberately acts to get on your nerves and drags into the house everything he can lay his hands on. You know—one creature that flies (and I can’t stand animals!), then those promiscuous girls!
Well, hang in there, neighbor! I’ll make you—because even a parrot has taken my side.