“The Healthy Lifestyle Academy” is a novel by Natalya Bulanova, the first book in a duology. Genre: romantic fantasy; humorous fantasy. Here, it’s Dangerous to Live! An academy where witches are obsessed with branded phials, healers of elf blood grow beards, and empaths replace real emotions with synthetic ones. A place where wizards don’t eat meat to avoid losing strength, while transformers wear snug little trousers so that, when they transform, they won’t appear in full glory before the audience. An institution where handlers are ready to fight magical creatures from the Wild Lands barehanded—just so they don’t lose their physical shape and the blood-strength of a demon… And among all this madness, somehow me and my unlucky brother-shifter ended up here…