The Return of the Legend

While the elf girls who have found themselves on Earth sample kissing spots in a movie theater, take part in dance battles at a nightclub, and coo over the primitive achievements of animal trainers and magicians at the circus, our transported heroines are staging a revolution on an alien planet, raising a dragon, and thinking about marrying the king of the orcs and an archmage.

At the same time, a guy from the Russian hinterland discovers phenomenal magical abilities, which he tries to develop in both worlds by passing through spatial Gates in the body of his beloved. The Earthman must not only learn the secret of his family, appreciate the capabilities of an elven body, replace a peacemaker bride, and administer vengeance, but also feel on his own skin all the delights of the first stage of… pregnancy.

In addition, ever-present Interpol agents will want to compete with Tolkien fans on their own turf.

The demiurges will be watching all this “fun” until one of the pieces in their Great Game begins to realize its own power. Then the higher beings will have no time for laughter — for once out of control, a pawn can turn into a queen and try to change the script.