– Have you read the contract at all, you wild one?
No, I haven’t read it! I was so dreaming of freedom that I signed the papers without looking. Now my “dream two-room apartment” has turned out to be a коммуналка, and my neighbor is a two-meter-tall closet of muscles and sarcasm who thinks he has the right to set his own rules here.
Not so fast! You still don’t know who you’ve gotten involved with, handsome!