“And how do you always manage to end up getting into THINGS like that?” my familiar Chinchik keeps grabbing his head. And I just shrug: it just happens. I accidentally ended up in this world, I’m the only person on the entire planet, and—on top of that—I’m a graduate of the Battle Faculty of the Magic Academy. Yep, by accident I dumped a cake onto the unbearable drow Derek Dilentayn’s head, saved a princess, and received a gift from her—a Starry Estate. Everything would be fine, except that the estate came with a male harem. And Derek…