Golden Dead End IV

Romanian border guards robbed Ostap Bender and tossed him back onto the Soviet shore. Always keeping his composure, Osya declared: “No need for applause! I didn’t become a Count of Monte Cristo. I’ll have to retrain as a building caretaker.” Eddie’s American crooks didn’t beat him, but they cleverly “ditched” him. Eddie only had to say proudly that for a million dollars he saw his favorite comedian—Eddie Murphy. Goodbye, America!…