Life Without Underwear

If you are a man, your view of the world will change: you’ll understand that it’s possible to meet and seduce anyone in any situation. You’ll find out how to do it! And it’s not easy to live with that—so don’t download this book, so you won’t tempt yourself.

If you are a girl, you’ll start looking at men differently. This book is addressed to boys. But if, by some terrible accident, you download it and start listening, you’ll see the truth! You’ll learn about the fears and secret passions of men—things they themselves don’t even realize. An enormous amount of depravity and sex at the end of the book will knock your head off so thoroughly that you’ll never be able to become the same again. So don’t download this book either :)

And if you’re a restrained person with an aristocratic upbringing that simply doesn’t allow you to read about seduction and sex—then what the hell are you doing reading this text? Didn’t your mom and dad tell you that such books can’t be read? So don’t go looking for this book and keep being a boring grouch :)
You’re not grown up yet!

And if you’ve chosen this book—better keep it out of sight and don’t show it to anyone! And burn it in life (without pants).