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Women

5 hrs. 48 min.

Humor & Satire

Language Russian

Author Mikhail Zhvanetsky

Author Mikhail Zhvanetsky

Narrator Vyacheslav Gerasimov

Narrator Vyacheslav Gerasimov

Description

A collection of miniatures by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky. He writes in such a way that you simply can’t avoid laughing, and the audiobook “Women” was no exception. It’s smart satire, honest satire—satire that hits the mark. Everyone will recognize these female characters and laugh kindly: maybe even at yourself, or at your loved ones, relatives, and acquaintances.

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07:41

000_01_Soderzhanie

01:05

001_Zdravstvuyte

01:16

002_Svobodnaya

03:01

003_Nasha

02:18

004_Zhenskiy yazyk

01:51

005_Sorokovye

02:45

006_Kakoy vzroslyy muzhchina…

03:04

007_Podrugi

02:54

008_Sovremennaya zhenschina

02:32

009_Nashi mamy

01:15

010_My gulyali v lesu pod Yaltoy

02:48

011_V kuluarah

06:08

012_Na verande

01:15

013_Rasskaz pozhiloy zhenschiny

02:00

014_V samolYote

06:23

015_Takaya zhizn krugom

00:57

016_Davayte soprotivlyatsya

03:38

017_Uspokoytes, uhozhu

03:32

018_Telefonnyy razgovor

01:02

019_Ona na ego kolene

05:00

020_S zhenschinoy

01:39

021_Strannyy malchik

04:08

022_Na priYome

01:58

023_Istoriya vkrattse YA hotela zhit v Moskve

02:18

024_Dela komandirovochnye

00:42

025_Nyuansy

03:51

026_Nashim zhenschinam

01:21

027_Vam, moya dorogaya

01:36

028_Teper ty, detka

05:30

029_Sosedka o sosedyah

02:05

030_Yasha

03:15

031_Nash seks

05:58

032_On, ona i slovar

10:31

033_Ah Ah Lyubov

02:04

034_Sosedka

02:15

035_V 12.00

05:45

036_Ya edu k vam

01:17

037_Nash chelovek v posteli

03:14

038_Krasivaya zhenschina

01:08

039_Poymi menya

03:49

040_Sofya Genrihovna

05:06

041_Pismo

02:06

042_Na pomoyke[1]

02:25

043_Nablyudatel

03:08

044_V supruzheskoy zhizni

03:50

045_U neYo rastYot

00:35

046_Avgust. Solnechnye desyat utra

03:50

047_Predstav, Stepan

10:38

048_Gostinitsa

02:13

049_Ya ne znayu, kto ya

03:31

050_Kak my vybiraem zhenu

00:48

051_Kakovo eto – byt zhenschinoy

00:40

052_I vot ona prishla k nemu

02:19

053_Innochke

02:53

054_Raznotsvetnaya lyubov

00:39

055_CHinovnitsa v merii sprashivaet u posetitelya

00:44

056_Razgovor

02:18

057_Ob impotentsii

00:57

058_Istoriya vkrattse (On ey skazal_Vy mne nravites)

01:04

059_Zhenschina vkrattse (Ya poyu… Potomu chto mne zhe nado…)

00:58

060_Istoriya vkrattse (On podsel za stolik…)

00:38

061_Istoriya vkrattse (V Odesse s taksistom po nocham…)

00:57

062_Istoriya vkrattse (Ya tsygan, Misha)

00:47

063_Istoriya vkrattse (Muzhskoy i zhenskiy lager…)

00:35

064_Istoriya vkrattse (Devushka let tridtsati…)

01:11

065_Ilyusha

00:23

066_Istoriya vkrattse (1968 god. Devochka v magazine)

01:25

067_Opozdala

00:36

068_Massa zhenschin, ot kotoryh on ushYol

00:28

069_TYOtya Sveta, – skazala devushka let semnadtsati

00:38

070_Vsyu zhizn v restorane

01:59

071_Opredelitel nomera

00:14

072_V Odesse ya voshYol vo dvor, tam sideli dve damy v kupalnikah

01:33

073_Rozhdenie yumora u morya

10:12

074_Ne zabudu

00:29

075_Istoriya vkrattse (Okazalos, chtoby poluchit otgul…)

00:57

076_Revnost

00:36

077_Istoriya vkrattse (I ona skazala emu_CHto ty hochesh)

01:34

078_Istoriya vkrattse (Ya s muzhchinoy poznakomilas)

03:01

079_Bolnichnyy koridor

01:02

080_My otdyhali s zhenoy v sanatorii

00:58

081_V mnogokvartirnom dome pozdno vecherom stuk v dver

01:03

082_Ona skazala mne_YA sdelala strizhku

01:19

083_Muzhchina i zhenschina do etogo i posle

03:26

084_Yavlenie

03:27

085_Avtograf

02:05

086_Na morvokzale

01:40

087_U okulista

00:37

088_Prohozhaya

01:24

089_Naryan-Mar

03:34

090_Baba-Yaga

02:43

091_Metro

01:37

092_Vesna

01:07

093_Zhenschina, kotoruyu ya ne v silah ubedit

01:13

094_Mat i doch

05:47

095_Nechistaya sila

04:12

096_Gurchenko L.M.

00:29

097_YA ponyal, chto takoe lyubov

01:27

098_PrishYol syn k mame i spravedlivo i silno zayavil

01:07

099_A ya zhenschina, i biznes u menya zhenskiy

01:35

100_Gubami govorit

05:37

101_Zhizn devushki

01:35

102_Zamuzhem ya

01:42

103_Kakaya-to nastala ogromnaya vseobschaya seksualnaya ozabochennost

00:41

104_Lider v Odesse

00:55

105_Lyubitelnitsa svodit. Krepkaya, sorokaletnyaya

00:58

106_Sindrom menedzhera

02:47

107_Tosty zhYon

00:32

108_Kogda ona s otvrascheniem smotrit na nashe litso i figuru

00:36

109_Ona

00:23

110_Persikovoe derevtse. Tonenkoe, kak prutik

03:24

111_Devushku obvorovali

00:17

112_Rugan po-russki

00:47

113_KVN

02:05

114_Murmansk

00:58

115_Esli menya posadyat v tyurmu

01:12

116_YA sam byvshiy

00:40

117_V metro

00:40

118_Zhenschina posle vcherashnego

00:25

119_Tolko proydi v mini-yubke, s dlinnymi volosami

01:04

120_Nad i pod stolom

00:19

121_V chYom raznitsa mezhdu muzhchinoy i zhenschinoy

01:34

122_V Moskve, gde lyudey tak mnogo, chto hochetsya povesitsya

02:09

123_Novyy Arbat

00:25

124_Malenkaya devochka semi let

00:34

125_Istoriya vkrattse (Ona idYot vperedi. EYO vse boyatsya)

01:59

126_A.B.P.

00:22

127_Oy, – rasskazyvala akrobatka

00:23

128_A teper pit, – skazala zhenschina

00:28

129_YA predstavlyayu ih razgovory

00:47

130_Istoriya vkrattse (Zhenschina-vrach, vlastnaya, strogaya.)

00:27

131_V koltse

00:22

132_Vmesto lyubvi

00:21

133_I tut ona skazala vdrug_YA ne hochu

00:34

134_Byvshie krasavitsy dolgo ne mogut sebya zabyt

00:29

135_Istoriya vkrattse (Dochke Anechke sem let)

00:29

136_Istoriya vkrattse (Ona uchitelstvovala v Pskovskoy oblasti)

00:20

137_Ego kardiogramma sostoyala iz eYo oskorbleniy

00:42

138_Segodnya samoe dorogoe v lyubvi – potseluy

00:11

139_Ona vzyala moYo litso v ruki, povernula k svetu

00:31

140_Znaesh, chto ya delayu s muzhchinami – govorila ona

00:46

141_Krasivaya zhenschina – ot 500 dollarov

00:15

142_Devitsa v mini, v koltse, v dekolte, v restorane

00:18

143_Nu chto zhe ty, podruzhenka koryavaya moya..

00:17

144_Oni s molodoy zhenoy dlya glusheniya

01:24

145_Etyud

01:54

146_Peredayte devochke v tramvae

00:44

147_Ofitsiant mne shepnul

00:26

148_Delat dobro vygodnee

01:53

149_Sluchay v Voronezhe

04:42

150_Tatu na plyazhe

00:42

151_Klare Novikovoy

00:32

152_Kakoy lYogkiy ogon v etih szhatyh kolenyah

02:39

153_Lyubov s pervogo raza

01:24

154_Novyy binokl

02:07

155_Tri zYornyshka

03:03

156_Mayor

02:44

157_Pevitsa v restorane

02:23

158_Zhenschina u dorogi

02:14

159_U menya Oleg i Igor

00:21

160_Slozhno s zhenschinami

00:18

161_YA uzhe nauchilsya. Vidya starika pod ruku s

00:19

162_S lyubimymi ne rasstavaytes

01:15

163_Ona parkuetsya

01:28

164_Moy luchshiy muzhchina

01:44

165_Mat i lozh

03:37

166_Vot harakter

00:52

167_Mozgovoe soedinenie

03:20

168_Glupost i krasota (Sovet oligarhu)

00:18

169_YA seychas privedu tebe primer chistoy lyubvi

04:54

170_V gostyah u muzhchiny

01:05

171_S zhenschinami chto-to stalo proishodit

00:20

172_Lyubov strashna, zagadochna, nepredskazuema

01:27

173_YA zhdu poyavleniya v Rossii zhenschiny okolo soroka pyati

04:49

174_Ischeznovenie

00:58

175_Talant opredelit ochen prosto

02:11

176_Detka, vperYod