Do apples talk? Can cottages walk? Do dragons exist? Why are some sisters’ brothers jerks? Can you marry a frog?
That’s just an incomplete list of questions I never dreamed of getting answers to—yet who would ask me anyway?
Sixteen springtimes ago, I lived calmly in my village and wasn’t interested in any of this nonsense. Well, not exactly calmly—overall there weren’t many adventures. And then a spellcaster burst into my life…
All right, if I’m completely honest, it was me who barged into his life. I mean—arrived… no, wait, they brought me… In any case, right after meeting the spellcaster, my most vivid impressions and adventures began.