A Stray Mage for the Otherworlder

Fall asleep as a urologist, wake up as the duke’s daughter. What do you think? Sounds great—and I believed that, until the time the penniless father presented me with my future spouse—the prince. Only he wasn’t the blond knight on a white horse with a smile of 32. Instead, he was a bald, toothless old frog with prostatitis. That’s when I realized I hadn’t landed in a fairytale.

Since then, it has become customary for me to ward off would-be husbands at least once a month—and in my free time, by tricking honest citizens, collect money for an artifact that will send me home.

And then the king’s chief mage and his friend dropped on their heads. But it seems they have what I need. I just have to steal that thing quietly.

What if I get caught?

Oops… I got caught.