As an inheritance from my grandfather—an tanner—I received a cursed tavern. In the whole kingdom there are no problems—because all of them are ours. Runaway criminals, unclean spirits, a pesky administrator—everything’s as if smeared with honey for everyone. If you’re a hungry vampire, an аллергенний dragon, or a drunken fairy—welcome… from here! We’re not happy to see you. Seriously! And it turns out this mysterious but attractive mage isn’t welcome either! What do you mean, “I’m staying”? What do you mean “I’ll work here”? Hey, we didn’t agree to that!