Celeste Barber is an actress and comedian from Australia. A few years ago, she began posting parodies of insta-girls and fashion shoots on her Instagram account—where girls with perfect bodies pose in pretentious positions, theatrically arch their bodies, or casually drink morning smoothies in lingerie. It’s worth mentioning: Celeste has two children and her clothing size is absolutely not S. In just eighteen months, the number of her followers grew to 3 million. She became a living embodiment of that segment of Instagram women who watch glossy images with a mix of skepticism, envy, and admiration—meaning most women who have too many worries to chew on a sheet of organic salad with an effortless look or meditate by the sea with hair styled and makeup on. In her debut book, Celeste humorously tells how not to be afraid to be yourself, how to love your body, and—most importantly—how to find a #sexim husband even if you don’t have a chin and have a few extra pounds…