Is it possible to seduce your own husband? Especially if: a) I’m an inexperienced virgin; b) we haven’t even kissed; c) we hardly know each other at all. And on top of that, he’s a snob—one you won’t find every day! Everything is scheduled for him; everything is governed by order. And there’s only one factor that breaks the steady flow of his life: he married a wild, impulsive girl who doesn’t enjoy sex on a timetable. Now my goal is to, no matter what, ignite emotions in Ignat and teach him to enjoy life beyond the limits he set for himself. Contains explicit profanity.