The Culling

In this country there is no crime and no poverty. Its capital is the safest city in the world. Here people don’t throw cigarette butts past trash bins; sidewalks are washed with soap; and the drunk are delivered home by the Delivery Service. The air in Moscow is impeccably clean; everyone has a job; the dollar costs sixty kopecks.

In just five to seven years, the Slav Union built an “economic miracle,” achieving real prosperity. Ask anyone here if they are happy, and you’ll hear, “Yes!” They will answer honestly. And all that was needed for happiness was to figure out who, exactly, gets in our way from living like people. Who the true enemy of the people is…