The Roman god Mercury finds himself in today’s world. He has to figure out where the other gods went and get used to this new reality. I was a Roman deity and ruled the world. But those we spared betrayed us. Now I am in this new barbaric world where people wear pants instead of togas and move around in steel machines. My mortal body has preserved only part of my power. But I am Mercury, the protector of merchants, thieves, and travelers. I will find out where the other gods disappeared and why people took over our power. Who said you need to limit yourself and go for your goal? That’s not my style. As my brother Mars used to say, even in the middle of a battle there’s time for rest. And there are so many beautiful women around who no one pays any attention to.