Cellar, chamber, balaclava. Fyodor is a vampire. He has everything like humans: his own home, a girlfriend, and problems with neighbors. Except that he feeds on blood and has been alive for more than a hundred years. Fyodor also started a video blog to share his creativity. But on the internet, he’s only waiting for endless hype, information junk, and the chase for popularity. So he decides to take extreme measures and publicly settle scores with the network’s main singer—the symbol of modern degradation. But everything doesn’t go according to plan… Being a vampire isn’t that easy—too long a life is required to realize that human nature never changes.