Your Mom and the Seven Dwarfs

From someone else’s wedding I ended up in someone else’s palace. In my world, I dreamed of having a child—but here I have two… Do you think the good news ends there? Not at all! Waking up as a widowed queen is not a sentence. I’ll set up the crumbling castle, fill the treasury, and gather the lands. Which mirror in the bedroom? Which dark sorcerer? Throw the outsider out of Her Majesty’s bed. Dofur, Vombadril, don’t yawn—cut off his head!
Queen Mother. The day-to-day life of the Carburator dynasty.
A nasty bastard: you can’t love—kill.
A stubborn daughter and a darling son.
Seven dwarfs—just like that.
Single volume! Coincidences with the author’s favorite fairy tales are left on the author’s conscience.