A Vampire Against His Will

16+ Attention! The book is narrated by a speech recognition and synthesis program. Mom said: “Don’t drink vodka with beer, don’t wash down cognac, don’t make it shiny with champagne—you’ll become a kid!” And Andrey and Vovka didn’t listen… and became… vampires. Well, sort of the wrong kind—they don’t fear the light, they reflect in mirrors, and they don’t want to drink blood… Not right!

So if that’s the case, they need to find out from the one responsible for the transformation what happened to them. And along the way, learn how many Draculas there were in the world, who Radu cel Frumos is, and why Vlad Țepeș hates Bram Stoker..