“Oganes Dilanian’s book can lift the mood even of the most gloomy misanthrope, and the jokes from it have long since become sayings that live their own lives and roam around the internet. And if you’ve had a bad day—or simply a lousy mood—just a couple of pages from this book will help better than even the most expensive pharmacy medicine. Of course, one day— in a thousand years— all men will be as cheerful, talented, and witty as Oganes Dilanian. But until that thousand years passes, Dr. Dilanian is the only one. So try to get as much pleasure from him as possible!”