– Your verdict, colleague?
– The exponent is not zero, the derivative is positive.
– You mean to say it’s suitable?
– At the very least, it’s not an empty set.
Two brilliant twin girls hacked the school system, ruined the end-of-term concert, and decided that I fit the role of husband for their mother.
And I would’ve laughed. Or even been delighted.
If only I hadn’t found out that their mother is the one who ran away from me ten years ago.