Have you been kidnapped—after being hit on the head with a baseball bat? No problem!
They took you to an unfamiliar place and dumped you in a dusty storeroom, like unnecessary furniture? Small potatoes!
They locked you up for almost a day with your hands tied and a gag in your mouth? Nonsense! The main thing is to keep your anger under control—and try not to kill your captor at the first opportunity. Or, more precisely, your captor—the one with a sharp, razor-like tongue, a stunning figure, and the worst temper in the whole universe.