Many years ago, I ran away right after my own wedding. And now I’m coming back to get a divorce from my hateful husband. But here’s the trouble: this charming cheat, as it turns out, has his own opinion on the matter. He’s firmly convinced that we’ll live a long and happy life together. Only he doesn’t yet know what I’m willing to do just to have the freedom I’ve been craving. My fantasies definitely aren’t in short supply. In any case, we won’t be bored—because the divorce war is starting!