Fasten your sanity securely! Tie your gaze to something real! Hold on tight! You’re heading into a mad world where demon-alcohol and narcosea rule the ball. Don’t relax when the holiday’s reckless fun starts spinning you around—because it will inevitably cut off halfway through the note, with a knife to the throat, metal piping to the head, throwing you out the window, or flushing your life down the toilet. Take the headphones off the pregnant wife—she doesn’t even know what she wants right now. In colorful wrapping there’s not chocolate, but poisonous madness. Still, my friend, I’d recommend you take the risk. Almost a gigabyte of insanity can serve as an effective inoculation.
And so, on your way—may God keep you, or whatever you believe in…