Captain Svolchev has no weaknesses—except one. A small, brave red witch, Fenechka, by a strange accident, has ended up on his neck. Not the simplest sort of weakness, either. She’s willful, stubborn, and heartbroken because she’s been rendered helpless. And for some reason, it has also become difficult to imagine her in anyone else’s arms. On top of that, Fenka has managed to get herself both a devoted admirer and… competition. So how is he supposed to keep up—fight crime and deal with a rival—while also keeping an eye on the witch?