SOS! My Boss is a Bloodsucker!

— You don’t suit me.

— Why?!

— Read, Snezha Viktorovna, what’s written in the ad.

— Needed: a personal assistant, ready to be available to her employer twenty-four hours a day. Not married, not in any relationship. No children. No bad habits. So what’s wrong? I fit all the points.

— What about bad habits?

— I don’t smoke and I don’t drink.

— Good for you. You’ll die healthy, but besides that there are other bad habits,— is he talking about my sixty-seven kilograms?! — For example, biting your nails, and you’ve even got a torn hangnail on your middle finger.

— You’re not hiring me because of my nails?

— I’m not hiring you for another reason, and I won’t say it out loud so as not to upset you.

— Is it because I’m fat?!

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One-volume novel.