So—what? I don’t understand anything!—you might ask. What do death, yogurt, and a Zaporozhets have to do with each other? Well, here’s the thing! I’ll tell you about the secret of my city—only I know it. It just happened, you know… So. I was walking down the street, went into an old courtyard, and I saw… Death standing there, drinking yogurt, and getting into a Zaporozhets. Doesn’t that get more interesting? Want to know what happens next? Then read the collection!