Make Me a Baby

Who would have thought I’d get involved in yet another relationship? Especially since I have: a) a terrible character; b) a painful divorce behind me; c) a persistent allergy to love. What man would tolerate such a treasure? … But I’ve long wanted to become a mother and I’m ready for anything to fulfill my dream. A short acquaintance, conception by contract—this was the plan. However, my partner turned out to be too hot and handsome…