Drinking alcohol harms a person’s health. Many students don’t think about it—until one day our hero, let’s call him for simplicity “the Student,” drunk, was returning from the dorm after a “Stakhanovite” “cram session” for exams and unexpectedly ran into…
little green men who were looking for someone from Earth to study the possibility of Earth joining the Galactic Union. Tomorrow was the exam, and here was a unique chance to dodge it—so off went our Student into space. And there, among interstellar pirates, a princess… and, finally, a lot of alcohol.